Month: April 2018

Peru – Machu Picchu, Cusco and the last of Peru (for now)

About time I started to catch up with my blog so...

I really enjoyed Cusco. Spent about 1 week there and being the staging post for Machu Picchu, as I am sure you can imagine, it was full of tourists. Chocka amount of gringos. But that meant that there were heaps of good places to eat and conversely many great opportunities to get ripped off, but hey, if you looked around there were quite a few hidden gems as well. Stayed in a guesthouse (Paradise) run by Daniel, my friend, and his family. Great positioning (maybe a little uphill, but hey, this is Cusco, hills here, there and everywhere). Really enjoyed my stay, thanks Daniel. I was there for Easter and since Peru is deeply Catholic there was a festival on the Monday (?) before Good Friday. Since I am not deeply Catholic I don't know why they have a festival on the Monday (?) before Good Friday. Who cares, I was there and I went. It started a few hours later from the time I was told, with the square chocka block full of people (2nd use of chocka in one post, should be added to the dictionary). I luckily got a prime position which was great for the parade (of one float) but really bad for the quick getaway before the end (with the late start dinner was really late and I was pretty well hungry). Anyway the parade consisted of a float of Christ on the cross coming up the hill of the main plaza and eventually making his way into the main Church which was then followed by applause from the crowd. I hope Christ moved a bit quicker on his cross (I was hungry!) Hunger aside, enjoyed the experience but the main reason for the trip to Cusco was Machu Picchu.     

A train to Machu Picchu sets you back around US$160 for the round trip (I believe 4 hours total train time, 40 miles). I was told this is the most expensive train trip per kilometer anywhere (bloody foreign train operators making a killing - probably with a dash of corruption thrown in for good measure, is that you cynical Dave?) So why catch the train you say. Well, there are no roads to or airports in Aguas Calientes (the town below the site) and since I was last there they have cut out the loophole of catching the local train (with the locals) that was so, so much cheaper and such a good experience. The site itself sets you back US$50 and to catch a bus up and back US$24. Wait a sec, this is all adding up...  So what do you do. Some bright spark came up with a direct bus to a place called Hidra Electrica (Hydro Electric station) which is about a 2½ hour walk from where you want to go, but no mules!!! Yes, I know, I did it again. Heavy bloody backpack. Clara, a girl I spent a few days with later on, was on that walk, and when we first met after the walk she recalled I was 'the sweaty guy'. Lovely, new nickname maybe, then again maybe not. Anyway, a return trip from Cusco set me back US$12 which is a truckload (or trainload) less than the US$160. Spent a few days in Agua Calientes and of course went up to Machu Picchu (bus up and walk down thank you very much). It is a strange feeling revisiting renowned sites you have been to before. The anticipation and buzz gets toned down a bit, but hey with Machu Picchu this place is magic. No more needs to be said. 

After Machu Picchu I decided it was time to leave Peru. After Cusco it was a quick stopover in Puno before hitting the border and unfortunately the custom's officers. You would think that after all these years I wouldn't do stupid things but while searching for the immigration on the Bolivian side I stuck my head into a window only to see the (now) gleaming face of a custom's official who promptly asks me to join him in his office. One official quickly became two and when the latter closed the office door I knew what was the general gist of what was to transpire. After showing my passort I walked promptly over to the closed door and opened it. Didn't ask, just did. After a few queries about if I had any drugs they checked my bag (they were very curious about my vegemite) and then we got down to the real business of why I was in here. 'Do you smoke' was followed by 'Have you any American dollars'. Fortunately I don't smoke so that was easy and I said that I had a 'carte' (card) and would go to an ATM in La Paz (good lie - must have had a good sleep the night before, quick and confident answers). By this time I was giving the shakes of the head and saying 'No, no , no Senor' showing that I understood the situation. Anyway their final ploy was to ask for a donation. Upon pulling the princely sum of US$0.15 in Peruvian coins and placing it in front of the statue of the Virgin Mary they let me go. No harm done, no problema. Onwards to Bolivia. 

Bolivia – My Trip may be Ending

The harsh realities of life are only now just hitting home. Now in La Paz, Bolivia. Cities like La Paz have heaps of small businesses and you often find that businesses of the same type are all found in the same area. Like optometrists for example. So today I walked and walked just to get lost and to see what would be around the next corner. This brings me to the reason I sadly must tell you that my trip will have to end prematurely. You see countries like Bolivia can be very dangerous. Even with all my years of travelling experience the unlikely can happen and so it came to pass. I rounded a corner to be confronted by.....a district of hairdressers. Bolivian hairdressers!! Now I have been around the world enough to have met quite a few brave fools that have taken the plunge overseas and to have never come out the other side. God bless their souls. And so, as I walked along the street joking with many of the shops as they tried to coerce me into their den of death the reality hit me that one day in the not too near future I will need to either confront this hideous contemplation or, more likely, run away. Travelling is great, but really, there is a quantifiable limit as to its worth and for a man who would rather go to the dentist than get a haircut I may have found my match. For those at home I may see you sooner than you imagined.

 

But then again...